Thursday, 19 June 2008

new roma signing

John Arne Fucking Riise????? you must be having a laugh. Do Not Want. Make that, really really Do Not Want. Argh. Liverpool cast-offs is not the transfer strategy I was hoping to see this summer.

14 comments:

ursus arctos said...

But he's got a left foot like a traction engine . . .

Sorry.

He'll be out with terminal sunstroke within six weeks, so the amount of damage he can do to the team is limited.

Doesn't mean you'll get the money back, however.

TIET said...

Was waiting for this post.

Good luck.

Spangly Princess said...

*wail* he's not even attractive!

Brian said...

Still, he proved in the Champions League semifinal this year that he's capable of scoring in big games...

Zach Dundas said...

He has a real nose for goal, that one. Thanks for the cash, though!

Shelagh said...

Hang on, he's the cheating cunt that put us out of the CL? You know, a cheating cunt of those dimensions is always handy to have on your side.

punk said...

รจ un ottimo acquisto spangles!!!;)

Juventino said...

I chuckled.

Rob said...

Don't listen to the naysayers - he single-handedly relegated us, the last time we faced him in the league.

Admittedly, that was six years ago...

Rob/Phoebe

ursus arctos said...

And know Roma are being linked to Kewell . . .

La poverina . . .

TrentToffee said...

He has the lurgy. Do not touch this man.

I've lost a 3rd of my bloody twatball team ! Now what do I do ?

Aussie Romanista said...

and now it looks like Kewell is next in line for the Roma medical room.

Stuff this, I'm going for Inter now! How does Aussie Interista sound??? No?

And Venditti is writing a new theme song called "Non camminate mai soli" !
Sloppy seconds Vergogna.

Football Bet King` said...

Nah Riise is a great player. He has his limitations obviously (no right foot), and has certainly not been playing to the best of his ability in the last two seasons, but lets not forget that before that he was a slalwart of the best defence in the Prem. I'd go as far as saying for a couple of seasons he WAS the best LB in the prem.

The move to Italy will do him good, and i'm sure he'll recapture his form. And for the price Roma have paid, considering he's still only young, Roma have got a good deal!

Guido said...

Kewell has just signed a three year contract for Galatasaray. You can all breathe easier now.