Ladies and gentlemen, Euro 2008 is almost upon us, and that means only one thing: Twatball is back. Created by my evil step-father from, as I believe they say, an original concept from the very talented Matthew Craven, creator of one of my most treasured artworks.
Twatball is a standard Fantasy League type game where you display your footballing knowledge by picking a team for the tournament, who then score you points. Only in Twatball points are scored for twatty behaviour of one kind or another (yellow & red cards, own goals, diving, cheating, fighting etc). This is so clearly superior to regular fantasy leagues based solely on mundane activities like playing well and scoring goals that I can't think why anyone ever bothers with that any more.
You can also set up your own groups so as to compare your ability to spot a twat with that of your mates or colleagues.
The bad news is you have to sign up by Saturday so get on with it, people!