The Region of Lombardy is not surprisingly one of the most "up to date" of Italy's regions, and most advanced in permitting you to complete various bureaucratic functions and pay various taxes online.
Should you choose to avail yourself of their car tax paying facility, you will be required to enter details of your car's fuel type on the drop-down menu labelled "Alimentazione". Is it, for instance, a petrol vehicle (Benzina)? or a diesel (Gasolio)? or electric (Elettrico)?
or is it a hybrid (Benzina/Elettrico)? or perhaps petrol/oil (Benzina/Olio)?
or perhaps Benzina/Wank?
I am struggling to translate this last option. Are they perhaps suggesting that ejaculate, when mixed with petrol, offers an ecologically sound alternative fuel method?
All suggestions gratefully received. Perhaps those of my readers domiciled in the Regione Lombardia can shed insight on the latest automotive technological developments in that part of the world?
[I should add, in the interests of scrupulousness, that the Regione Lombardia is not my client, nor am I betraying any kind of client confidentiality. My client is only tangentially involved in the Regione's inscrutable definitions.]