Message: You have two missed calls from +39 348 527 **** at 3.09 am and 3.11 am
[check number. Identify Useless Male. Who I have met precisely once.]
Outgoing Message, Destination: +39 348 527 ****, Time: 10.45
Hi, didn't answer when you called cos I was asleep... any reason why you called in the middle of the night?
New Message, Sender: +39 348 527 ****, Time 10.51
I was in Rome for the night and really wanted to have sex with you
Outgoing Message, Destination +39 348 527 ****, Time 10. 59
Ah. We haven't seen each other since New Year's Eve?
New Message, Sender +39 348 527 ****, Time 11.06
I want to stick it up your arse when can we meet?
er.... how about never?