I saw Daniel Craig! loitering outside the computer room while I was trying to finish a piece of work. The bastard. Distracting me when I have way too many things to concentrate on. Doesn't he know I have a feature to write and a conference paper and a million and one other things to do? And there he is, hanging around in a tweed suit with a beard and a stuffed leopard right outside my window, the inconsiderate bugger. Well, there he was, rather than is. Gah! now look! he's making me lose control of my tenses again. Typical film-star behaviour, no thought for others. Already my sanity is on a knife-edge, what with all this work, and my English is beginning to desert me, and ... Wait. This isn't what I meant to say.
Daniel Craig! James Bond!
*goes to have a lie down*